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"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
water." — Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

oh my gosh superwoman has almost a million notes

i cant


I love her so much

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Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.

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Posted by Wonderfully Sick Cadre

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Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.


Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.

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Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.


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you play the victim & i'll be the bad guy

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