employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.
if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name
He’s a fuck boy
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take these! Featuring the Hyrule family crest and the Master Sword paired with the Hyrule shield, these flasks will be great for your adventure. Sold on Etsy.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
This guy shot into a car of black teenagers and killed one for playing their “thug music” too loud at a convenience store and is (rightfully) sentenced to life in prison. And how do they portray him? Crying, “heartbreaking final words”, “learned his punishment”.
Animal abuse activist who doesn’t understand sexual slang, thinks that more and more dogs are being taken to the pound every day
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot