Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is


Hahahahaha I can’t.

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Mmmmnope. [pbs]

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If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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  • how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.

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why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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"Right now everything looks so strange to me, as if I don’t belong here. It’s me that’s out of place. And the worst thing is that I feel there’s somewhere I do belong, but I just can’t find it." — The Awakening (L.J. Smith)

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1. I want you as you are. Every scar, every pound, every last beauty mark you call defects. They are a part of you and therefore, a part of me.

2. I want you to stay an individual. If you want space, I’ll move stars and planets to give you what you need.

3. You matter to me; you mean something to everyone around you.

4. Hold my hand.

5. I want to build dreams with you. I want to talk ideas and aspirations, I want to draw the sky and fill it with the colours of your personality. We’ll paint the world around us together.

6. Kiss me like it’s our last.

7. I will be there for you until you don’t need me anymore, always.

" — what I could have said to keep her (via wordlier)

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Pass this idiot. [video]


Pass this idiot. [video]

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Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

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chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of

i have never in my life thirsted for chris evans until now

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"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them." — Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think)  (via katelizabeth)

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you play the victim & i'll be the bad guy

paige victoria.

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