Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Hahahahaha I can’t.
If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
1. I want you as you are. Every scar, every pound, every last beauty mark you call defects. They are a part of you and therefore, a part of me.
2. I want you to stay an individual. If you want space, I’ll move stars and planets to give you what you need.
3. You matter to me; you mean something to everyone around you.
4. Hold my hand.
5. I want to build dreams with you. I want to talk ideas and aspirations, I want to draw the sky and fill it with the colours of your personality. We’ll paint the world around us together.
6. Kiss me like it’s our last.
7. I will be there for you until you don’t need me anymore, always." — what I could have said to keep her (via wordlier)
Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
chris evans - for flaunt magazine
The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com
i have never in my life thirsted for chris evans until now