Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”(via coolestpriest)
what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
I will never not reblog this.
oh my gosh superwoman has almost a million notes
I love her so much
Yes. I’d like some bird seeds, thank you. and how long does it usually take for the birds to grow.
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Gorgeous AND good for you: Smoothies.
Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.