When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
Is this true ladies?
this is 100% true
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
You’re not the guy that I fell in love with when I was seventeen.
Well I did 6th grade wrong
he’s disappointed in your blog
If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?
WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.
They sell them at Target
This is a fantastic idea.
Raging pharmacology boner.
Bonus points for being single chemical pills.
you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com
If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.
This company is a marketer’s wet dream.
That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.
I just spent like 20 minutes on there. This is my new favorite company.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
i guess you learn something new every day
i used to believe love conquers all cause that’s what i felt when you held me.